Ubersite - part one in the series of Things I Hate: "Party Poppers": "these things were designed by some diabolical, be-monocled little nazi, dreampt up in the few moments when he wasnt injecting jews eyes with blue dye or some other equally evil task. one final, bitter, spiteful stab at a world that cast his beloved third reich down. i just know that that evil little piece of shit is limping around argentina with a horrible little grimace of satisfaction on his disfigured little face, giddy with the knowledge, that someone, somewhere is being tormented by his creation. he rubs his soft, surgeons hands over one another like shaved mice and grins with glee. i can almost hear his insane chuckling.
one day im gonna hunt that little fuck down. "