A pirate walks into a bar. Oddly enough, he has a steering wheel sticking out of the front of his pants.
He waddles uncomfortably up to the bar and orders a beer. Everyone is kind of looking at him. The bartender serves him his beer, and says, "Excuse me sir, I can't help but ask. I notice you have a steering wheel stuck there in front of you. Isn't that kind of uncomfortable?"
And the pirate says:
"Arrrh! It's drivin' me nuts!"